"IF YOU AIN'T GOTTA JUMP TO PUT YOUR JEANS ON BABY YOU DON'T FEEL MY PAIN" - BEYONCE
Have you noticed that since we started quarantining your damn drier started to shrink your clothes a little?
Are you avoiding the scale because that stupid thing needs to be calibrated? The numbers are for sure off because you don't feel like you gained 15 lbs.
Have you thought about what you are going to wear when things "get back to normal"?
How are you going to feel when there's no screen between you and the other people in the meeting?
Time to spend less money on Amazon buying new clothes for the drier to shrink.