"IF YOU AIN'T GOTTA JUMP TO PUT YOUR JEANS ON BABY YOU DON'T FEEL MY PAIN" - BEYONCE
Have you noticed that since we started quarantining your damn drier started to shrink your clothes a little?
Frustrating Right!?!
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Are you avoiding the scale because that stupid thing needs to be calibrated? The numbers are for sure off because you don't feel like you gained 15 lbs.
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Have you thought about what you are going to wear when things "get back to normal"?
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How are you going to feel when there's no screen between you and the other people in the meeting?
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Time to spend less money on Amazon buying new clothes for the drier to shrink.